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Category: Sex Toys

Magic Wand Rechargeable 1

Review: Magic Wand Unplugged (#MWRC)

The Cadillac of Vibrators. Now, unplugged. And not just unplugged, it’s got settings and patterns. And a silicone head. I wish my entire review could just be “Go buy one right now and if you don’t...

Rocks-Off RO-Jira 1

Review: Rocks-Off RO-Jira Vibrator

As of November 22, 2018 it appears that the RO-Jira is discontinued. I had some mixed feelings going into this review. I’ve been very loyal to a small handful of vibrators over the past few years....

Good Clean Love Love Oils and Lube 0

Review: Good Clean Love’s Love Oils Set

Scent is one of the senses that are mostly deeply tied in with memories. I still pause, memories rushing back, when I take a whiff of one of the perfumes I wore when I...

Tantus Neo Butt Plug 0

Review: Tantus Neo Plug

Real talk, peeps. I received the Neo plug way back in March 2015 with several other Tantus toys. And despite requesting the Neo for review, and lusting after this silky silicone dream since well before I...

OhMiBod Nex 1 and Panties 0

Review: OhMiBod blueMotion Nex 1 Bluetooth Remote Vibrator

I really want to love OhMiBod’s blueMotion Nex 1. And I do like certain elements of it, but I have to definitely have to reframe it in my mind as a toy for foreplay rather...

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Review: Good Clean Love Almost Naked Lube

Lube is everything. I believe it is an often overlooked toy box staple. It makes both solo and partnered sex feel ah-mazing. Lube is great to include during toy usage. Lots of people have favorites...

Tantus Anaconda Handle 0

Review: Tantus Anaconda Handle

  Cue that line from Sir Mix-A-Lot’s Baby Got Back. Or Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda. And this amazing comic/meme. I can’t even remember how I stumbled across it, but it is so perfect. I’m glad I...

Perfect Plug 0

Review: Tantus Perfect Plug

I had just about resigned myself to giving up all anal play. This idea made me really sad as I used to love playing with a plug or a partner from time to time....

Tantus Rocket Dildo 0

Review: Tantus Rocket

The Tantus Rocket dildo is part of the Space Toys line which, as of this posting, are limited edition (read: lower priced) toys. I got to review the Meteorite plug last year, as a...

Tantus Adam Dual Density O2 0

Review: Tantus Adam O2

  I may have found my new favorite dildo. I’m no stranger to Tantus’ dual density silicone. I’ve reviewed Cush, Flurry, and Mikey, and absolutely adored the stout girthiness (that’s totally a word, shush)...

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