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Review: Rocks Off Bamboo Vibrator

If there is one thing I need vibrator companies to all get together on, it’s the way steady settings should increase from low to high. It makes no sense to me, and I have no idea...

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Review: Crash Pad Series Episode 131: April Flores’ solo

Episode 131 was the first Crash Pad episode I’d ever seen.  There’s something intensely validating in getting to watch porn that features a performer with a body that looks similar to mine.  Many of...

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Dr. Vixenne’s Top 10 Favorites of 2015

This list could have been much, much longer, but I wanted to keep it to the faves I’ve (re)discovered over the past year or so. I invite you to scope out my review index if...

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Review: Magic Wand Unplugged (#MWRC)

The Cadillac of Vibrators. Now, unplugged. And not just unplugged, it’s got settings and patterns. And a silicone head. I wish my entire review could just be “Go buy one right now and if you don’t...

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Review: Rocks-Off RO-Jira Vibrator

As of November 22, 2018 it appears that the RO-Jira is discontinued. I had some mixed feelings going into this review. I’ve been very loyal to a small handful of vibrators over the past few years....

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Review: Good Clean Love’s Love Oils Set

Scent is one of the senses that are mostly deeply tied in with memories. I still pause, memories rushing back, when I take a whiff of one of the perfumes I wore when I...

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Review: Tantus Neo Plug

Real talk, peeps. I received the Neo plug way back in March 2015 with several other Tantus toys. And despite requesting the Neo for review, and lusting after this silky silicone dream since well before I...

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Review: OhMiBod blueMotion Nex 1 Bluetooth Remote Vibrator

I really want to love OhMiBod’s blueMotion Nex 1. And I do like certain elements of it, but I have to definitely have to reframe it in my mind as a toy for foreplay rather...

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Review: Good Clean Love Almost Naked Lube

Lube is everything. I believe it is an often overlooked toy box staple. It makes both solo and partnered sex feel ah-mazing. Lube is great to include during toy usage. Lots of people have favorites...

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Review: Tantus Anaconda Handle

  Cue that line from Sir Mix-A-Lot’s Baby Got Back. Or Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda. And this amazing comic/meme. I can’t even remember how I stumbled across it, but it is so perfect. I’m glad I...

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